I was listening to some talk radio this week on the way home from work. I honestly can't even remember what the topic of conversation was. But whatever they were discussing, the host kept talking about how "three decades ago xyz happened." Three decades ago this and three decades ago that. I was semi-mentally involved in the topic, thinking, "Man! Three decades is a long time! This guy has a point!"
And then the host reminded me just how long three decades is.
Holy Oldness!!! I'm looking down the barrel of THREE DECADES!!!!
It is very possible that I had a panic attack right then and there. And promptly thereafter switched radio stations.