The Ultimate Awkward First Date

I love sarcasm.  Dry humor is my favorite.  So when I want some sarcasm, I check in with a friend of mine from church.  I affectionately refer to him as my "funny, sarcastic friend" when telling his stories to my family.  I can't help but share this with you all.  


This is what the worst first ChristianMingle date would look like, as told from Ryan's POV.  (I am still laughing out loud reading this!)


My picture of a worst first date from christian mingle would include elements such as the following: 
1) an escort so both of you remain above reproach 
2) your suitor would likely be wearing either a short sleeve shirt with a tie or have an
Amish beard or a sweater vest 
3) awkward theological conversation 
4) obligatory questions about where you attend church & where you're ministering


You no doubt would mention your trip to China, and then you would get to play the "i've been there; did you do this" game, where he talks about how much more spiritual his mission trips have been.

And the ultimate first Christian date would be awkward street evangelism.